Thank you for flying Graves' Disease Air

Thank you for flying Graves' Disease Air. We have no emergency exits on this flight, nor do we have masks that fall from the ceiling when cabin pressure is lost. We do have for your inflight pleasure: mood swings, hot flashes, cold flashes, hand tremors, hair loss and heart palpitations. We hope you are comfortable and enjoy the ride. Please remember before you goto sleep, please put your stewards and stewardess' back in their normal upright positions. Thank you again for flying Graves' Disease Air.